"So, let's all move away from home to go to uni and then as soon as the holidays come around we'll go back home and spend time with our families."
Yeah that's what all my London friends have done, and consequently- LEFT ME! There comes a time where you have to learn to play by yourself. For me, that time is now. I have finished watching both series of Fresh Meat on 4OD, and constantly checking Facebook with the sad hope that something interesting may have happened has grown somewhat stale. So I have taken matters into my own hands.
I'm going to drink alone!
There is no other way. Well, other than actually doing my essays/ cleaning my house/ doing anything remotely productive... But as if that is going to happen! I went to the corner shop and bought shit £2 wine, which quite worryingly 'contains sulphites' I'm not even going to google what sulphites do to you.
I wanted to make wine cocktails but with it being a bank holiday and nowhere being open, the only juice I could lay my hands on was Fanta Fruit Twist, incidentally it's my favourite but I don't know how well it's going to go with Pinot Grigio and all those delicious sulphites.
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| This seemed like a good idea at the time. |
Anyhow, when I got back home I realised we don't have an ice tray, we did have one but I set it on fire. That's a different story. For that reason, I'm currently waiting on my lemonade shot-sicles to freeze. Hashtag innovation.
I'll probably play the Harry Potter drinking game:
Drink Once
- someone says "Harry Potter"
- someone says "wand"
- Dumbledore is vague and mysterious
- Malfoy is pompous
- anyone says "Expelliarmus"
- Hermione raises her hand in class
- Hermione reads a book
- Ron wears stripes
- Ron says "bloody hell" or "blimey"
- Ron has a bewildered or confused expression
- Ridiculously noble statement or speech
- Draco Malfoy mentions his father
- Ron eating or being hungry
- An actor's voice cracks or squeaks
- Any sexual innuendo
- Wardrobe designed to accentuate underage boobs (ex: Hermione and Ginny's clothing in the Order of the Phoenix)
- Harry mentioned his dead parents
- Harry's scar is seen or mentioned
- Luna wears something strange or dressed inappropriate for the occasion
Drink Twice
- the Weasley twins talk at the same time
- someone speaks Parseltongue
- Ron and Hermione have a 'moment'
- Hermione breaks a rule
- Harry catches the snitch
- Obvious foreshadowing (ex: Every second Mad Eye Moody was on-screen in Goblet of Fire)
Finish Drink
- Someone you know the name of dies (ex: Cedric, Quirrell)
LOL life.
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| Corn Flakes are my only real friends. |
